The Scrimshank Redemption
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Discover the fate of Junior Surveyor Scrimshank, and bring either him or his surveying equipment to Senior Surveyor Fizzledowser in Gadgetzan.
Description
Oh, this is just terrible! I sent out my top assistant, Junior Surveyor Scrimshank, into the desert southeast of here. That's an area we call the Gaping Chasm. Well, he's gone missing, and his last report had more of those weird bugs where he was. Could it be that they've infested two major regions of the desert now?
I need you to head into the Gaping Chasm and look for Scrimshank, please! That... or at least find his surveying equipment. I fear that may be all that is left of the poor sod.
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I leveled a Paladin from 1 to 80 last weekend without opening a single browser tab.
No Wowhead. No "where the hell is this cave?" No alt-tabbing to figure out which talent to pick. No accidentally vendoring a quest upgrade because I was half-asleep.
Just an arrow on my screen, pointing where to go. For 23 hours straight.
If you actually enjoy reading quest text and exploring blind, stop reading now—this isn't for you.
But if you've ever stared at your 47th alt thinking "I cannot do Hellfire Peninsula again," keep going.
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For the "I just want to hit max level" crowd:
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Quality-of-life stuff you didn't know you needed:
Picture this:
You log in on a Saturday morning. You've got a fresh Shaman at level 12 and a vague sense of dread about the next 70 levels.
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Three hours later you're level 34 and you haven't thought once. You haven't alt-tabbed. You haven't googled "best shaman leveling talents wotlk." You haven't run in circles looking for a cave entrance that's apparently hidden behind a waterfall on the other side of the zone.
The guide auto-accepted 47 quests. It auto-turned-in 43 of them. It equipped 11 upgrades you didn't even notice drop. It told you to take the portal to Valdrakken because your hearthstone was on cooldown and it was 40 seconds faster.
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You need 80,000g for a mount. You have 12,000g and no idea where to start.
You open Zygor's Gold Guide. It scans your server's AH—not some outdated generic database, YOUR server, today's prices.
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An ant-trail appears on your map. You follow it. A little gold counter in the corner ticks up as you loot.
Two hours later you're at 28,000g and you haven't opened a spreadsheet or watched a single "TOP 10 GOLD FARMS" YouTube video.
Or this:
You just hit 80. Your gear is garbage. You have no idea which dungeons to run.
You open Zygor's Gear Finder. It scans your character slot by slot. It says: "The Rookery has 4 upgrades for you. The Stonevault has 2. Run The Rookery first."
One click. The dungeon guide loads. Boss abilities, positioning, what to interrupt—it's all there.
You actually know what you're doing in a pug for once.
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But if you've got 6 alts sitting at level 20 because you can't face the grind again? If you're mass-clicking Accept on quests you'll never read anyway? If you just want to play the game instead of researching the game?
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Your 7th alt is waiting.